On the Way to School

K:  "Every time I put a sticker on myself it falls off."
J:  "That's a problem. Have you tried staples?"
K: "That would hurt."
J:  "Superglue?"
K:  "Then it would NEVER come off."
J:  "I could nail your sticker to your body."
K:  "You think you're very funny. You're not funny."